immediately I think to myself wtf, they can't actually be blind... well they actually were. When I walk in there were blind people sitting around. Now at this point a lot of things are going on through my head, a glob of exploitation of people with differences, with a dash of is this really serious, topped off with inordinate amounts of WTF! So they take us to a room which smells REAL funny, at this point I'm ready to get out of here, they then take us to a room that smells much better, but has a millipede running across the wall... now i'm two steps from the door... After some coaxing I eventually lie down, and this was one of the better decisions I've made in my life. Her hands and elbows were so gentle, but had the firm touch that was just magical.
However her magic hands were not enough to keep me from laughing as soon as she got to work. As has been internationally studied the giggles are one of the hardest ailments to get rid of. Also they are incredibly contagious. Now close your eyes and imagine for a second myself face down, cracking up, and squirming, with a blind masseuse over the top of me likewise cracking up and the masseuse next to her starting to laugh and clearly alexia and money marj begin laughing. The entire massage was full of laughter. However, she still did such a great job and since I can't speak the language so I have become accustomed to giving hand gestures, like the Stephen Trapp thumbs up of approval.
So I gladly gave her the gesture. It wasn't until the massage was pretty much over that Money Marj reminded me that they were blind and could not see the international Stephen Trapp sign of approval. I then went to saying different versions of OK which I've realized everyone knows what it means.
The massage concluded and I was extremely pleased, it was one of the better massages I've had in my life. Below is a picture of the lovely ladies, the one in the pink is the one who worked her magic hands on me!
Thought of the day... I REALLY need a lineup
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