MF... I'm ILL!!!! COMPETE!

Wow, so I'm approaching Day 10 in China and the tourist luster has just about gone and I might be starting to get bored... I MISS ANN!!!!

MF i'm ill (literally)but it's ok cause i'm a beast
I then went met up with Lovely Luci for a late lunch. My first time at Peking Duck!!!! Now as some of you know I'm a competitor, I love competition for the sake of competition sake. So while enjoyinig a lovely lunch of peking duck, duck bone soup, this gross shrimp vegetable dish, some kind of pickled vegetable, fried rice washed down with a milkshake Lovely Luci challenged me. She made the statement that if I finished all of the food that was left, which was a substantial amount then she would pay for the meal. In the spirit of the Olympics...GAME ON! I looked at what was in front of me and developed a strategy. I would tackle the least appetizing dish first, the shrimp vegetable combination. There was A LOT of this one left! I also had to eat the peppers of one dish so i thought that if i ate this fast enough then I wouldnt taste it, I then realized that if I psyched myself into liking it then i'd be all good, so that's what I did and mmmm was it ever tasty. And what did i wash it down w/ the soup... so tasty! After this I was beginning to feel ill. I then finished off the pickled vegetables, when they brought out MORE FOOD!!!! a coconut milk dish with a fruit in the middle that was so tasty. I had doubts, but I thought COMPETE, COMPETE and probably said it out loud! I finished the rice then I drank this dessert dish fruit and all, then moved onto the hardest part. The HEAD OF THE DUCK. Now the head of the duck includes, skull, brains and that's about it. It was so crunchy that it barely went down, thank goodness they brought out MORE FOOD, watermelon and cantelope! Since I'm in the conquering business, i took some watermelon and cantelope. OK, back to the HEAD, Now when eating the bones it has a real hard consistency, that makes it difficult to go down... Again washed it down w/ more soup. At this point the only thing left was this half of a head staring at me. I attempted to eat it, when I realized that there was a squishy substance, which was BRAIN! I spit it out then covered it in plum sauce put it one of the tortilla like rolls and COMPETED IT DOWN THE HATCH! The last part was then staring at me, crunchy skull, which feels like exactly what it is, pokey bones going down. After a quick change of mind, I of course COMPETED THIS DOWN THE HATCH! All that was left was child's play drink the soup, down the milkshake!

At this point all of the waitresses were laughing at me, not to mention confused why i wouldn't let them take away any of my food. I have to give a shout out to lil wayne and the song a millie because while dancing to move food down my digestive track, I repeatedly uttered the words "MF I'm ill" and I'm a beast, I'm a MF problem, you say you a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin"

Didn't think this would happen... I never thought that a day would come where I scoff at 3 souvenir shirts for $15